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Audrey a.k.a god sis Says:
and now, we have one problem. japan side is on.. masato’s company is gonna work closely with us.. using imaginaryspaces account name and so on.. so how to tell this to the big boss? unless u wouldnt mind the sharing of account or so on.. i dont know. but they’re game for malaysia market.
Can I kick my godsister’s boss’s son!?!? hehe… if you asked why, cos both of us had been working hard to work closely with Japan but it all went in vain until now… funny how things work….

Well, I’m off to Nilai for my cousin’s wedding tonight. There will be a lot of photos. Yesterday, we went for their wedding introduction.. Ya know.. meet the cousin’s husband family and all… weird enough her husband was chatting with my granny in hakka (it’s one of the chinese dialects) but with an American accent. I would die for him if my future husband could speak in Hakka…

I got Happy! but i’m still sick for 2 weeks already :((

Happy is a 014 number which belongs to Digi. Happy came 1 week ago and it was loaded with RM30. Now I only have RM10…. go figure how much I talk cock on the phone!! Digi is really expanding their horizons. Happy are for people who talk a lot. It’s quite cheap considering that it’s only RM0.99 cents for 45minutes. Terms and conditions apply of course. Want to know more about Happy, you can see my side bar on the right.

To follow up, I haven’t blogged for a week. Well, I better start otherwise Mr Potato chips gonna take down their ads… hehehehhe……

Last week I went to Sungai Gabai aka Gabai Terjun.. It’s actually near Ampang. A place called Hulu Langat or look out point but way beyond those hills. If you know where is Hulu Langat the look out point, well you keep going straight all the way to the end till you reach dead end of the traffic light you make a left turn! Go STRAIGHT ALL THE WAY FOR 40KM OR MORE… you will probably see some signage leading to your waterfall. It’s really nice. For people who love the outdoors. It’s actually quite clean!! You can also head to the hot springs too. Which is near a bus stop.. will take more photos of it soon when I got back again lah!

So I’ve been busy with work and college assignments. Nothing out of the norm but I’m planning to register Imaginary Spaces as an official company under the Registrar, In 2 weeks or so! (gonna celebrate soon) By August mom will be traveling which means I’ve the whole house to myself. BY August again I’ve to prepare for my exams and start hunting for an internship. Auggy is probably going to be the worst month of em all. It’s like PMS for the whole of August…. *crappp* expect me to rant about me downs for the whole month!!!!!!!

JIMBO & WOMBAT (THE UNLIKELY DUO)

I’m still sick with my ear infection and sore throat. BUT I’m not going to stay home on a Saturday!! Jimbo my teddy dog follows today…accompanied with Wombat :))
On the other hand, tomorrow is my DO OR DIE proposal… Yes on a Sunday late noon. I’ve been working all night preparing this uber boring proposal. I wish I’m out drinking now… *haihhhh*…. Somebody gimme boooozeee……
Recently, I’ve been digging Kimora Lee Simmons and her fabulous life. I envy that. I want to become like her! Poofy hair, tall and a little overweight but still look glamarous. I think that she should expand her Baby Phat fashion to Malaysia. May be I should be her franchiser!! Anybody want to partnership with me?? hehehehehehe

edit: I missed a segment appearance of my mom on tv3 last night on business talk. I always missed it. Never once I actually caught a show…. so much for local tele…. tv3 sucks btw
Anyway, I’ve got a bad ear infection due to my tonsil and sore throat. I’m sick of eating soft food and I’m craving for fried sotong or nasi lemak… *sob sob*
Work is piling up like mad as usual and luckily my client is kind enough to meet me on Sunday instead of Saturday!
Everything’s in a mess right now.

I’m so fucked.

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Hellboy 2 is a total failure for me in terms of the story plot!! If you have watched Pan’s Labyrinth (PL) then you’ll know what to expect from this movie. Right from the beginning of the movie, there were very familiar creatures from PL movie. Like the flying tooth fairy, PL has tooth fairies too. The Death creature that has eyes on its wings, PL has a creature with eyes in its palms. The concept of the new Hellboy is too whimsical and too difficult to digest the long winded story. It became really weird at the end when weird ass creatures started to pop out from no where. The plot just fell apart and too focus on the weird looking demons which has barely any connection with the movie!! Though I must say the animation is really good. I still prefer Del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth movie. Maybe he should just stick to his Meh-hee-ko roots!

Poor fellar… born with eyes in his palmmss…

Looks like the beggar in Ampang!!

For my ang mo (foreigner) readers, please take note that I use ‘Manglish’ blogging style! Manglish means Malaysian slang with English language & major missing grammar or spelling mistakes just to make it sound a little funny when saying it :)) *I had an email tellin me off why my language sounds kinda wrong and I’m missing grammar like “Sooner or later can use RM10 and wipe your backside with it.” It’s meant to be written like that!! Thank you.

Random rants about my mom talkin bout me last night: I remember when I first came back to Malaysia in 1993, I had never seen so many of my kind (of my kind meaning chinese peeple) before and the weather was sure damn hot and humid. I was afraid and I thought I was the foreigner. Yet my mom told me this is where I belong….Yet I thought I belong in Adelaide with all the ang mo’s and kangaroos….
Not for a very long time, I hated Malaysia and found it rather disgusting. To me, it was like a kampung country. And I meant Kuala Lumpur!! My mom spoke to her friend last night about me when I was 7 years old, I use to tip toe in toilets when I showered cause I really thought it was dirty. I would either end up being dragged to the toilet for shower or I will shower in the porch with my clothes on. I didn’t even dare to piss in the toilet cause I’ve never seen holes in the floor before to take a leak! (toilet squatters)(my parent’s got me a potty to pee in cause I was so stubborn to use squatters!!hehe). I gave my folks a hard time and I was always very hygienic. Imagine at 6-7 years old… a kid who always clean her hands & wanted to go back to Aussie just cause Malaysia was fucking dirty. I meant is STILL dirty.. hehe.. Well, the very last resort happened when my mom took me to the morning market in Pudu (who the fuck can even go to that market! it’s so fucking dirty even till today). I FAINTED!! My face was white and my eye balls popped out. All the aunty and uncle came to rub minyak kapak on my forehead. My mom asked me why I fainted. I told her the freaking cow/pig butcher is so shit smelly I couldn’t stand the stench of the raw meat… *eeewww*….
For a period of 2 years I practically stayed at home all the time. It’s been 16 years since my hygienic qualities have diminished and I’ve developed a more subtle approach to dirty toilets or dirty Malaysia. *hehehehe*. I still dread to enter one but when you gotta go, you gotta go!

I didn’t have enough sleep last night because of 2am calls and sms’s i received were rather surprising!! anyway I’m still fucking blur now. Trying to figure out what to do next with work and homework.
Random as it is, I know I hardly post pix up cause I hardly carry my camera anywhere I go these days. Just to damn lazy to do so. Plus with the amount of cam whore pix people take these days, it’s crazy! Makes me look fugly cause with the amount of make up and 1000000000 poses they try to look their best, I can’t beat that. Can’t be fugling bothered to know which angle is my best or have ten thousand different shades of crayon colors on my face to cover my ugliness. I mean fugliness… I remember I met this girl from Friendster (a friend’s friend), I really thought she was quite pretty and very cam whoring like. The day that I met her, she gained 100 kilos in a day and had pimples all over her face. I had to ask my friend who the heck was she. Then I only knew that photoshop is the greatest software ever invented to deceive the mindless… like me lor! Photoshop is great… look below:

Before & After… (my alter ego photo) leng mou!?

Good or not?? I look brighter & livelier on the right. Covers my imperfections and looks like I have more make up on… *kekekeke* (though some said they preferred the left cos it was more subtle)

Question:
My nose look fake? Plastic surgery? I don’t think so…. it’s a REAL NOSE…
If your best best friend confesses to you that he likes or is attracted to you, what would you do!? Accept it with great heart………..!?!?!? & hope nothing will change!?

I’m going to be a smart arse but I’m really good at what I do! I manage to script a portal login/admin web site for my client and it works okay for now. It took me 2 days to understand the coding. I was quite frustrated at how mysql works but with a little bit of ‘brains’ and cursing helped a little :))
Thanks to php.about.com and tons of people I met at the forum helped a lot. Mega geek’s like me were willingly to pitch in :)) And I made new friends. I just love geeks. hehe. (one of em thought i was a beautiful geek from heaven!) *blush*
I can now say I actually really use mysql database! I did try to use it before but never got around it cause most of my clients did not require one except for the bluehyppo’s project. Anyway, there’s a new project coming in which involves the portal and it’s going to be big. So I’m going to be busy figuring out how I’m going to make the system flowchart works!

More to blog later.. gotta go……. :))

p.s. can i be smart and pretty??!

Some mother fucking chibais are fucking dumb nuts in the head. Sad to say, I’ve been though with clients who gave me a hard time like ridiculous request for their projects, some late payments up to a year and others gave me a 1 month job to be wrapped up in 4 days. Nothing beats this mother fucker whom I met last night in Starbucks for a meeting. This mother fucking chibai lan jiao sohai (sorry for the vulgarity cause I’m just so mahai piss off) told me off that he could be doing MY WORK IN “DREAMWEAVER” INSTEAD SO WHY SHOULD HE PAY MORE!?!?!??!…
I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN HAVING THIS FUCKING MEETING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! WHY ARE THEY EVEN HIRING ME IF THEY CAN DO THE WORK THEMSELVES!! FUCKING WASTE MY MOTHER FUCKING TIME…………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He even had the guts to tell me that he could copy my TAGS and paste them for future updates himself. WTF ?!?!?!?!? COPY MY TAGS!?!??!?!? DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT ARE TAGS!??!?!? CHIBAI KANINYA…
He is the most saddest fucking bald head typical Malaysian stereo types I’ve ever known.
SAD FUCKING FAT BALD UGLY PRUNE NUTS SO SMALL YOU NEED A FUCKING MICROSCOPE TO SEE WHERE ARE HIS NUTS AND BRAINS MISPLACED!!!!!!!!! PROBABLY UP HIS FUCKING ANAL……….. Any designers out there would like to make a statement please do so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SHIT ANGRY!

translation for foreigners:
chibais: pussy
lan jiao: dick
sohai: mother fucker

*takes a deep breath*

To follow up my projects, one of my client wants to create a portal with a login etc etc. I have not created a login page with mysql database before so this is quite new to me. I’ve checked the very standardized scripts & I’ve not put them into use yet. The registration page which connects to mysql:
<?php
// Connects to your Database
mysql_connect(”your.hostaddress.com”, “username”, “password”) or die(mysql_error());
mysql_select_db(”Database_Name”) or die(mysql_error());
//This code runs if the form has been submitted
if (isset($_POST[’submit’])) {
//This makes sure they did not leave any fields blank
if (!$_POST[’username’] | !$_POST[’pass’] | !$_POST[’pass2′] ) {
die(’You did not complete all of the required fields’);
}
// checks if the username is in use
if (!get_magic_quotes_gpc()) {
$_POST[’username’] = addslashes($_POST[’username’]);
}
$usercheck = $_POST[’username’];
$check = mysql_query(”SELECT username FROM users WHERE username = ‘$usercheck’”)
or die(mysql_error());
$check2 = mysql_num_rows($check);
//if the name exists it gives an error
if ($check2 != 0) {
die(’Sorry, the username ‘.$_POST[’username’].’ is already in use.’);
}
// this makes sure both passwords entered match
if ($_POST[’pass’] != $_POST[’pass2′]) {
die(’Your passwords did not match. ‘);
}
// here we encrypt the password and add slashes if needed
$_POST[’pass’] = md5($_POST[’pass’]);
if (!get_magic_quotes_gpc()) {
$_POST[’pass’] = addslashes($_POST[’pass’]);
$_POST[’username’] = addslashes($_POST[’username’]);
}
// now we insert it into the database
$insert = “INSERT INTO users (username, password)
VALUES (’”.$_POST[’username’].”‘, ‘”.$_POST[’pass’].”‘)”;
$add_member = mysql_query($insert);
?>
<h1>Registered</h1>
<p>Thank you, you have registered - you may now login</a>.</p>

Correct me if there’s any mistakes.

Yah..that’s me..standin around like an idiot…

Anyway, I was reading my friends blog>> Colin Charles << and I couldn’t agree more about the FMV. Malaysia does not have this law at all. In fact, most workers here work like a dog and underpaid. Malaysia does not even have proper laws enforced for GOODS either. You see.. once everything increases, these proprietor crooks will take the advantage by increasing their prices by 20-40% for EACH PRODUCT. So imagine… you go to a supermarket and buy 10 products. Every product increased by RM2 each (this is the actual amount of increase after my mom did a price marathon comparison, big jumper huh). You pay extra RM20 for 10 products plus the “already” marked up cost price of the product… that is absolutely absurd. There goes your RM20 out of the window when you could have probably used it for fuel. You see.. if fuel increases, why does each product have to increase by 40%?!?!?!? A truck does not fetch ONE product to another destination… they transport in bulk.. so the amount of fuel price should be subjected to divide of 40% among the product as a whole and not by each product. I wonder how badawi even became the financial minister. He could have enforced a strict law on prices of goods and improve public transport. The other day I took the public transport… bus to train to walk… I had to wait 30minutes (sometimes 45) for the bus eventhough I was on time. The bus (RAPIDKL) had no aircond, so I continued sweating for fucking 1 hour…plus the train ride is 20minutes from klcc to taman jaya. Including my walking time to college is 10minutes. It took me 1 hours and 30minutes to travel from Ampang to PJ carrying my fucking heavy bag while sweating like a pig…SPNB should go and eat shit. If anyone wants to protest or bomb those mother fuckers, their office is in RKT Office Dang Wangi…