I’ve been using KIEHLS “Line Reducing Eye Brightening Concentrate’ Cream for the last couple of months cause I’ve got really bad dark eye circles. The salesman recommended me this product citing that he uses the product too. (obviously i’m not stupid to believe his sales cock talk!) But I bought it anyway cause it’s really time to use facial products at my age 
This product is a FAIL for me!
It did not do anything at all for me. I spent a whopping RM169 for this little piece of crap that says ‘Clinically Demonstrated’ on who? On a human being or some poor animal? Not only the product was useless, on certain occasions when you squeeze the tube; some transparent water will come out. Disgusting. The actual product suppose to be like yellowish white cream.
KIEHLS Line Reducing Eye Brightening Concentrate is a FAIL PRODUCT!
I have been really busy lately with some work and super stressed out! I will be back blogging soon and this time, it’s going to be something very interesting 
See you soon!
A REMINDER to MYSELF, this is what my body use to be 5 years ago:
A reminder to myself… this is the body that I don’t want to be…
This is the encouragement to LOSE WEIGHT!
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE SPAM!?
No no.. not the SPAM EMAILS! SPAM!! SPAM MEAT! Otherwise known as Luncheon Meat for porky lovers. Honestly, I don’t remember eating SPAM brands but white folks like to eat it. My mom told me we use to eat SPAM a lot in Australia cause it was cheap. Being the only Chinese family in the neighbourhood during the 80’s, we hardly went out to eat, nobody invited us to eat (but they only invited ang mo to eat in their house) and fish and chips was getting boring. So SPAM came in handy and cheap.
Anyway, to cut the story short! I don’t remember eating SPAM in Aussie cause I was too young to remember anything except for those racist pricks! I wanted to try how SPAM taste like so I bought SPAM with Cheese cause I like Cheese and I like our local Luncheon Meat!
It was not only crazily expensive, RM12 for a tin of porkilicious meat… it looked funny and smelled really porky! Like they just butchered the pig and stuffed him inside the tin with all the blood and guts still dripping *gruesome mate*. Yep… I was quite reluctant to try but cooked it anyway! It’s RM12 okay… that’s 2 days worth of lunch money!
The smell was RIGHT ON FROM THE START! Not only the porky SPAM was fugging salty, may be cause of the CHEESE but it smelled down right butchered pig in a tin! Let me say it again….
SPAM TASTE LIKE BUTCHERED PIG IN A TIN!
Now, I don’t recall smelling our local luncheon meat like that. Our local luncheon meat was porky smellish but it wasn’t like super bad. May be SPAM used high quality meat to make you taste the real porkiness in your mouth!! YUMMMMMMEHHHH………
Now! That’s a fucking good marketing gimmick!
Don’t get me WRONG as they are giving out FREE BEERS! So long you mention the word “FREE” and “BEER”, well any Malaysian would love a FREE BEER! That’s called Kiasu! Get Free Beer (NOTE TO YOURSELF: FREE BEER NOT BEERS!), 1 bottle per person at Asian Cafe on 12th August 2010.
Again… one beer is not enough? Order another one and pay for it! That’s called a fucking good marketing gimmick! So free beer ‘s’ anyone?
Movie goobers 2010 (DONE)
Alice in Wonderland
Clash of the Titans
Date Night
The Losers
Iron Man 2
Robin Hood
Shrek Forever After
Prince of Persia
Inception
Salt
Karate Kid
Predators
Twilight Eclipse
Toy Story 3
The Expendables (august)
The Last Exorcism (august)
Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D (september)
Yogi Bear (december)
Mortal Comat (release in 2013) hahahahahaha
what’s next?
I still want a bedroom makeover! I want it pink and white! But I’m not sure if I want to go through the hassle of painting my walls and risk making it look fugly!!!! Can someone help me decide which walls I want? Below are my references!!
Semi purplish-pink with white
Crazy idea to paint orange but it looks awesome!
Soft girly pink with white hints
Different shades of PINK!
Pastel pink to match brown furniture (which applies to my bedroom utilities)
Wow… she’s out of jail already! That’s super fast…
So the half bald Lindsay had been sent to rehab for alcohol detention. The also very old looking LL was imprisoned for only 13 days! WTF… original sentence was 3 months! Celebrities have it their way all the time! I wish I’m in Hollywood now
The prison’s excuse was that they were too overcrowded so LL can go to rehab for mental check up. I also advice her to have her hair scalp check up and beauty damage control in check! That woman is fugly…
Suspected surgeries: Lip augmentation, botox, hair implants, boob implants, possibly even nose surgery
The FDA in the United States are complaining about harmful effects of GEO LENSES like going blind and giving you headaches/dizziness while Malaysia is selling GEO LENSES in PASAR MALAM! WAH SAI…I see also damn weird okay… it’s like buying Geo Lenses like buying your Uncle Bob Chicken.
The worst part is that they sell damn expensive! RM35 for a pair while I can get it for RM22/pair. Now, Pasar Malam people know how to hike up their prices by a few 100% profit. However, I am amazed that Geo Lenses are selling like hot cakes on the street which can unfeasibly cause blindness to unknown patrons who buy from them! They could be fake. They could lead to harmful effects on eyes.
Where did I see it?
Leisure Mall Pasar Malam on Friday nights. I went there to look for Baked Salted Chicken but failed to do so and saw Geo Lenses being sold there instead. Contact lenses should be consulted by ‘professional opticians’ and you should buy it off from a legitimate specky shop. If you do not wish to go blind, please do get advice. It’s only taking a short trip to the optician and asking how to use the contact lens properly! It’s only a matter of time before the authorities shut down these shops. Not that I condone it unless it’s bad for you!
Do you know Charice? The amazing Philippine singer that can rawr like Celine Dion? Well, that 16 year old girl is getting a BOTOX and Thermage skin-tightening procedure to make her “naturally round face” more narrow, celebrity cosmetic surgeon Vicki Belo told ABS-CBN television.
Naturally, she looks fine to me but celebrity wise, she looks fugging weird!
Plastic Surgery is common everywhere except Malaysia. Singapore is even catching up fast. Half of my Singaporean female friends have fake books and fake eyes. Their teeth are also fake. But why not do it if you have money? Right?
Botox isn’t that common in Malaysia if you know the right people. What does botox do is that it helps to shrink your face… or baby fats and you will get a more defined jaw line and supple skin. It also helps to rid of those wrinkles. Pretty useful for older people but at 16? I’m not so sure…
I have a friend who does Botox on people and her business is booming in Malaysia. The radical results of botox really helps but it ain’t cheap! But if you are much older and would like to get one… do ask me! I am helping her to get business anyway.
Will you botox at 16? or even 26?
